Life's Unanswerable Programs #1

Howdy.
So today I am gonna explain to you random things in which are unexplainable.
Like life's unanswerable questions.
So here we go.

1.Do birds pee?- Yes they do and this is really gross to explain. Basically-don't ask how I know- the bird's "pee" looks just like poop except its white. There is no black in it. Okay bye next question.

2. If you are born on February 29 on a leap year,when is your birthday?- February 29. -_-

3.How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?- The world will never know:) no haha.One time when I was little I tried counting and I stopped after 102 so more than 102.

4.If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?- No because Luke likes cold water.

5.If someone can't see,they're blind, If someone can't hear,they're deaf. What are people who can't smell called?- Ansomniac.

6. Can a guy named Nick have a nick name?- Nicky, Nick-a-roo, Nickster, Nickster the Hipster.

7.Does a postman deliver his own mail?- It depends if he lives in the same area as where he's delivering the mail. If he does,then yes. If not,then no.

8. What would a block of cheese say if it was getting its picture taken?- It would probably say Humans or Hipsters.

9.Can you cry underwater?- Yes because one time I jumped off the highdive (it was actually the second shortest diving board there but I was like 7 and I was VERY short) and the pool was like 12 ft deep and I started crying because I thought I wouldn't make it back up to air. Oh Juli.

10. If a tree fell in the forest and no one was there to hear it, would it make a sound?- Yes it would. And whoever asks this question doesn't understand the definition of sound.

11. You know the signs in restaurants  "No shoes,No shirt, No service."? Well if someone went in without pants, would they get service?- Yes. If there isn't a sign that says "No pants no service" you should be able to get service.

Alright guys that's it.
I hope you enjoyed this!
I did.
There will be more parts soon!
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/questions.html
That's where I got most of my questions.
Alright.
Stay Fabulous<3
And keep smiling<3
Adios Amigas!